Thursday, April 29, 2010


I have had a bad time lately with pain and other things,
I have been neglecting my blog
I thought I would stop buy and say a quick "HI"!
see ya all soon.

actual companies

Actual companies, who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear!
They are hysterical!

These are not made up.
Check them out yourself!

1. 'Who Represents'is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

2. 'Experts Exchange'is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:

3. Looking for a great pen? Look
no further than' Pen Island '.
It can be found at:

4. Need a therapist? Try
'Therapist Finder' at:

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:

6.'IP computer'software, there's always:

7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art'
await you at their wacky Web site:

What can you say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


Words for Women to Live By J

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might need a reason to smile!

Friday, April 16, 2010


this is in response to AV's blog
it was to big to go on the comment and I haven't really written anything original in a while.
please go read his blog he has allot of great ones.
this turned in to a "who'd thunk it" post. that bad English was brought to you by me a lazy American Just for you AV,;=)
he is an proper English teacher and I love to kid him !
so read him first and my post will make as much sense as I do (O)(O)!

I pay no attention to the news... know why? some woman in Chicago microwaved her under 2 month infant, this had to be 1 1/2 years ago. I refuse to watch, I get news through other people and they mostly know that I don't want to hear about the bad, I know it is there. there is nothing I can do about it and it makes me feel even more helpless.
as to normal, ...?
I have people tell me " what if you had had normal parents and hadn't been through all the abuse and torture. think of what you could of made of your self?"
Could of made of my self?
some how they manage to completely invalidate me and my accomplishments, and my whole life.
As if being me and have diagnosable mental illnesses is a horrid thing.
I am far from normal and not that far from happy.
I have my shit like anyone else.
I am just like the rest of you. I just know that I am crazy and I make the best of it.

I have been cranky and depressed lately as I have a 40th birth day very soon. and I have had an ah ha moment. I started to lose allot of weight so I shaved my head. bald.
I don't want to be seen as a woman or attractive, and it is hindering my weight loss. I am not gaining but I have stopped losing or I am losing very slowly.
I hate my therapist and refuse to see her right now, due to a group incident a while back.
I am stuck and cranky. I know what the problem is, oh well.
the weight doesn't protect me it hinders me. my brain is convinced of other wise.
sooner or later something will give as I have been acting out.
we will see.

The Restaurant

The Restaurant

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine
selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair
accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

Thursday, April 15, 2010


The plane crash

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in central Ireland. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

April Fools' Day-late

April Fools' Day
By the time you read this April 1st will have been and gone for
another year, but the online prank postings will remain. So we thought
it would be cool to present our very own round up of the top five IT
related April Fools' Day pranks of 2010, just in case you missed any
of them:


Lexmark, the printer manufacturer, claimed to have invented invisible
ink. Who would buy into that you might be wondering, well Lexmark had
the answer in true April Fools' so stupid it could almost be true
fashion: those wanting to print confidential information such as law
enforcement agencies, government special forces and home users
concerned about privacy.


Google reckoned it had changed its name to Topeka. The reason? SWell,
Google claimed that the mayor of Topeka, Kansas had taken the decision
to change the name of the city to Google and this was the search
giant's way of acknowledging that move. There was also the
announcement YouTube that it was starting a text-only mode. A
spokesperson explained that by "replacing the images in the videos
with a series of letters and numbers the videos are far less taxing on
our system."


Opera, developers of the well known alternative web browser client,
insisted that it has developed a really alternative version of the
browser: Opera Space Edition. As the name suggests, Opera informed me
through an official press release, this edition of the client was
being produced for use in, erm, space. In order to convince the wary,
an Opera spokesperson added that it not only supports the
Interplanetary Network Transport Protocol (INTP) for a stable
connection at extreme distances, but would also operate efficiently in
a vacuum.


Security vendor Sophos distributed a press release which claimed its
SophosLabs research team had discovered a novel, quite literally,
method of preventing hackers from breaking into your networks. Called
'Protection through Distraction' the system used strategically placed
chunks of romantic fiction text in website source code and on servers.
It did also warn that the bad guys were already developing
Anti-Romance Scanners though...


Virgin Media, one of the largest broadband Internet Service Providers
in the UK, announced it was speeding up delivery of its fibre
broadband service by employing highly trained ferrets to lay cabling
and save both time and money in having to dig up the roads in rural

Member of the Month
Please welcome our newest member of the DaniWeb hall of fame, jonsca
who has been a member of the DaniWeb community since September 2009,
during which time he has made quite an impact here. With a posting
average of 10 per day, he's clocked up more than 2000 posts already.
By far the majority of them are in the C++ forum, with plenty popping
up in the C# and C forums for good measure. However, jonsca is one of
those conscientious members who 'does the right thing' and diligently
reports bad posts such as spam or those posted to the wrong forum, so
many of posts are hidden from view to all but moderators and admins in
the reported posts forum. Highly deserving then of a Featured Poster
badge and entry into the DaniWeb Hall of Fame, let's find out what
makes jonsca tick.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Such a touching story...

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?
'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.
'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock.
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard.'
'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can shoot the bastard'

that should do ya!

this one hits to close to home!

Monday, April 5, 2010

a horrible night and day

well I woke up screaming. well I was screaming and J could hear me down stairs other end of the building. I was sleep paralysed and all I could do was scream, couldn't open my eyes or move and I was faintly aware I was screaming, the J. woke me up and the screaming really started. at least it wasn't the weekend and everyone was home.
then I forgot to take my meds, so by six thirty pm I was throwing things and trying to start a fist fight with J. totally out of character for me as I am a self destructive person, and I killed a bag of yoghurt containers. then I just screamed and cried till I had it out of my system. someone said it sounded like a small child being beaten to death.
now my face is in full flare, I am losing it.
stark raving bonkers, but all the best are.
fuck it.
am I ever going to be okay?

Sunday, April 4, 2010

I was inspired!

I have been reading my great friend's blog by the Great AV, and it is only one of his vast blogs~all a great read!
click on the title, and it will take you to Things that Fizz.
AV is a very good cook and is constantly broad-minded my horizons as to different tastes that can go together.
So this is where I was tonight. I had pissed in all the cheerios that I had planned for the day.
And it being Easter and seeing the movie Alice in wonderland, and feeling like I was home, and that I had lost something when I left the theater, I was out of sorts.
so I had a late start, like 5pm.
I had some red pepper bisque recently and it was very metallic, as they used heavy cream. I am trying to stay away from milk products except cheese and yoghurt. I love coconut milk and products.
so I baked some red peppers (7) and potatoes(2Lbs) that were on sale. when they were done I took coconut milk and coconut milk powder (as I would be too runny) and hand blendered it all together then added precooked de-veined shrimp. hint, blender all of the solids to purée before adding the milks. and ya know what? it is faboo!
the metallic taste disappeared.
I also made fried egg sandwiches, and polenta with cheese, sausage and basil red sauce. too salty for my tastes, everyone else liked it.
I like using my own ingredients that I make but sometimes I give up taste for convenience, plus I suck at making polenta.
so happy men, full bellies, and a better Easter than it started.
I actually can't wait to sleep tonight last nights dreams while very disturbing, were nice.
it is always a nice change to have them this side of horrific than the other side...
sleep well all!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Happy Easter

As some kind of disclaimer, Tasty eggs were harmed and eaten!
Un-bunch you panties and enjoy!

How to Dance in the Rain

It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when an elderly gentleman in

his 80's arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be

over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him

looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing

home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she

was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.

As we talked,
I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that

she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every

morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said,
'She doesn't know me,
but I still know who she is.'

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.

True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been,

will be, and will not be.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of every-thing; they just make the best of everything they have.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain.'

a Cruel twist of fate...