Thursday, December 3, 2009

red necks...

Redneck Yard Swing







~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate

To his beloved
widow .

but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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Redneck Cooler





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How do you know when you're
staying

in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,

I gotta leak in my sink, and the

clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

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Redneck Cellar



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Redneck Garden






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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol

out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo





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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a

Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who
invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else,

it would have been

a teeth brush)



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Redneck Time Out





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Did you
hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Redneck Weenie Roast





~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A
new Redneck law was just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Redneck Wheelchair






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Did
you hear that the Redneck governor's

mansion burned down ?

'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`


A Redneck Christmas Sleigh




That's all folks!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I am not sure...

I feel stupid. I have no real book learning. only took a couple of collage classes, graduated HS, and made it thru beauty collage.
I have common sense and street smarts. I can cook, heal, create, sing, laugh and love.
I am not book smart. I spent to many years in the mental health system, on too many meds for too long.
nice thing about that is when I woke up almost 5 years ago, I was a blank slate and a huge sponge.
borrowed time + being chemically restrained all those years= making up for lost years.

I met a new person lately as I am more out and about, was bound to happen.

this person and J discuss things and books I have never read and concepts that I am just becoming aware of.

I feel stupid cause I don't know what they are really talking about, I get hints around the edges. now I figured something out after talking to J tonight when I told him this, he said one) I have my own talents, that make him feel dumb. (J dumb? that got my attention). I have my talent he has his and we all do. and 2) this person went to buy groceries and in the store lot after they had paid for them and was putting them in there car, someone came by and snagged there cart and stole some of this person's groceries. this person didn't like the looks of the person stealing from them and decided not to pursue.

It is snowy and slick and rather deep, out there. J walks me around everywhere like I am made out of spun glass He forgets I was with out him for 34 years and lived in Alaska for all but 2 of them and have been thru too many slick cold winters and survived.

I have drug those carts around in the winter, it isn't easy.

bottom line if it had happened to me, they guy would of gone to the hospital before jail, and have assault added before attempted theft...

my ex husband used to beat me, he screwed up my left leg from the knee down, among many other things. I am no stranger to being beat.
what I would do to him to get him back, I would wait until he was asleep and take the pots and pans and beat him in bed with them. I would also catch him in the shower with soap in his hair and go for the goods
I would grab and twist. I told him every time he hurt me that there would be a conscience at my time and his expense.
it has been like that with all of them, except J. he doesn't beat me, he treats me like a fairy princess, he NEVER lies to me and I love him.

so bottom line this person can't even keep a hold of there groceries. they may be smart, but very stupid, and ineffective.

I dunno. this is just venting thanks.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

yes there is justice!


Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.


Teeth-Whitening Company Sues Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, Others

Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.

Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.

A dental whitening company that admittedly used deceptive ad campaigns to trick users into signing up for expensive subscriptions is now suing Google, Yahoo and Microsoft for letting competitors run similar ads using its trademarked name.

You’ve probably seen ads with the mom who discovered the secret to whiter teeth, though, she doesn’t exist — she’s just a marketing lie. But she’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to dodgy advertising campaigns that promise a free trial yet end up subscribing people to dental products, get-rich-quick schemes involving working from home on Google, diet supplements and the like.

The short story, according to the complaint, is that DazzleSmile paid its ad agency Epic $43 per order generated by advertising designed to mislead consumers into signing up for trials or free samples, when in fact they were signing up for expensive monthly subscriptions to the products.

When Dazzlesmile and its parent company Optimal Health Science decided to become squeaky clean and ceased their dealings with Epic, Epic allegedly continued to run the ad campaigns, according to the suit. But the new ads were funded by a Canadian named Jesse Willms, who allegedly operated infringing websites including DazzleSmilePro.com and DazzleSmilePure.com — both of which have since been removed (see screenshot). Dazzlesmile LLC is also suing Epic, Willms and AtLast, which filled the orders, for trademark infringement among other things.

Dazzlesmile also says the big three search engines knew these ads infringed on its trademarks, but allowed them to run anyhow.

“Although Dazzlesmile has sent a cease and desist letter to Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft, searches on those Defendants’ websites for ‘dazzlesmile’ or ‘dazzle smile’ still provide sponsored search results directing consumers to Epic and the Willms Defendants infringing websites, thus creating actual consumer confusion, indicating that Defendants Google, Yahoo and Microsoft have continued allowing Epic, the Willms Defendants and their affiliates to bid on the keywords ‘dazzlesmile’ and ‘dazzle smile’ in order to confuse and misdirect consumers,” the complaint reads.

Yahoo did not immediately respond to a request for comment, while Google and Microsoft declined the opportunity.

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You can read the rest of the ad here or click on the title of this page....

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/11/teeth-whitening-company-sues-google-microsoft-and-yahoo/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29


I dealt with this company, ordered from, had to got to the bank and cancel my bank card and file fraud charges. I got back all but 10.00.

the last thing I told one of there representatives was that he was a VERY bad man and that he was going to hell for taking peoples money that wasn't his, or his companies!

I stood up for myself, how many didn't? or wouldn't?

bottom line, you order off the internet it is always a chance. even some one like me who almost shops exclusively on the internet (everything but food and tp, and sometimes even that)
can get burned. there are always ways around to get what is right.

1) always order with a bank card, NEVER give them a checking account number.

2) always check your bank statement. I check mine daily. (hint, there is a phone # usually included in most transactions included in the same line as your purchase, call if some thing looks wrong, Immediately!)

3) try to resolve with the company, speak to as many supervisors as you can write down names of the employees that you talked to.

4) if they are not willing to resolve to your satisfaction (and You are the important consumer!)
take it to your bank. (yes you will have to fill out forms, do everything asked of you e.g. send the product back(always get a return signature requested it is cheaper than return receipt requested. and you can track it with the internet, it will show first delivery attempt whether or not they are there or even refuse to sign for it) and the fee for the fraud investigation (you can usually get them to wave it if you are polite and ask nicely))
you bank does appreciate your business and will do everything they can to work with you.

5) last but not least.... DO NOT THREATEN TO DO ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO BACK UP!!!!!
eg I told Dazzle white that I was going to the bank and would report this fraudulent matter and have the bank investigate and cancel the card so that they could not take any more money.
I did.

moral of the story, shop with known companies. (although this is the first time in the whole time of being on the computer of 2+years that I could not get resolution thru the company it's self)
be aware of your money and your transactions. keep a clear head and follow through.

I love it when Karma comes a calling.

have a great one all.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

OYSTER STUFFING


OYSTER STUFFING

1 (8 oz.) can oysters, drained (reserve liquid), chopped
2 c. herb stuffing mix
2 c. cornbread stuffing mix
1/2 c. chopped celery
1/2 c. chopped onion
3/4 c. hot chicken broth

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In large bowl, combine oysters stuffing mixes, celery and onion. Gradually add reserved oyster liquid and broth, stirring to moisten all pieces. Place in ungreased 2 quart casserole. Bake covered 25 to 30 minutes or until hot. Enough stuffing for 5 to 8 pounds of poultry. Double recipe to stuff 14 to 16 pounds.

or...


2 small yellow onions, peeled and diced
1 head of celery (leaves and ends discarded), diced
1 stick of butter
4 10 oz. containers of oysters
16 oz. bag of cubed stuffing bread (Pepperidge farm or the like)
1 cup chicken broth
1/2 tsp. pepper
3 Tbsp. sage
1 tsp. seasoning salt
1 Tbsp. poultry seasoning

Melt butter in a very large skillet over medium-low heat. Add onions and celery. Sauté until onions just begin to turn translucent, about 7 to 8 minutes. Meanwhile drain and chop the oysters, reserving liquid.

Add oysters and oyster liquid to the skillet. Bring to a simmer and cook for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat.

In a large bowl, combine oyster mixture, stuffing, chicken broth, sage, poultry seasoning, pepper and seasoning salt. Stir until well combined. Transfer oyster mixture to a Pyrex dish and bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Stir, if desired. Serve immediately.


Tips & Variations

You can drain the oyster liquid directly into the onion-celery mixture halfway through the sauté step.

For easier chopping, freeze the oysters in their containers. When removed, the oysters and liquid will be in a solid block and won't be prone to sliding around while being chopped.

Sign of the times...












Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Customs...


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The 0fficial asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused..'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'