thanks to Jesse!

A little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take the dog
> for a walk around the block?
>
> Mom replies, No, because she is in
> heat.
>
> "What's that mean?"asked the
> child.
>
> Go ask your father, I think he's in the
> garage.
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and
> says,
>
> Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
>
>
>
> I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
> come to you.
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here" He took a
> rag, soaked it with gasoline, And scrubbed the dog's
> backside with it to disguise the scent, and said OK, you can
> go now, but keep Belle on the leash
>
> and only go one time round the
> block.
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later
> with no dog on the leash.
>
>
> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's
> Belle?"
>
>
>
> (YOU'RE
> GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)
>
>
>
>
> The little girl said,"She ran out of gas about halfway down
> the block, so another dog is pushing her
> home."
>
>
>
>
> If you ain't laffin... You ain't
> livin...