Why we should not flirt!!!!!!!
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> A coup le were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and
as it was still
> early,decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what
her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to
see how he acted when she was not with him.
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> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up
to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high
and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight , she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and was
sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh,
the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'> He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even
danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.' 'You must have
looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with
unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to
my Dad .... apparently he had the time of his life.