Inappropriate or Innocent?

Inappropriate or Innocent?
you judge!
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AV this one is for you!

True happiness at the end of the rainbow!

Irish Petrol Station

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.


So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another Fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'


Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.

My wife won twice last week.'

welome to...

Jude Cowell, at http://dreamyfishart.blogspot.com .

welcome Jude, make you self comfy and stay for the ride, I don't know where we are going but it should be interesting getting there...
love and fishey fishes,
Adora!

okay....

I had a shower and some broth and my face calmed down, i.e. abscess got drained in the corner of my mouth.
got some good news and don't have to see either Dr this week so mood has improved.
venting really helped. getting it out for me to see, gave me a way to start dealing with it.
so what a difference a span of hours makes.
thanks for listening.

happy trails to you...

don't mind me I am withdrawing from meds.
aka I am losing it.
I am running a fever.
take heat sickness, combine it with food poisoning/flu, cut off you eye lids and then roll in broken glass.
you have me
the DR's are the ones doing it. so seeing them is no help.
which I will tomorrow and Wednesday. tomorrow is Dr.dangerous, and weds in Dr.dumbass.
both are taking me off of meds.
Dr. DA is worried about my liver.
well if I kill myself due to the pain )my acupuncturist fired me cause of the lawsuit, so no help there(
then my liver really doesn't matter does it?
oh and the right side of my face is in FULL flare.
last night I actually prayed to god not to have me wake up this am, and I believe in it like I do Santa. A really mean mocking Santa.
hang on have to barf.
that's not better...
and while Dr.DA understands my frustration, as that is what she was telling me. she offers nothing to help.
I am sick of Dr.s I am sick of pain . I am sick of it.

this is venting. if this was an actually suicide letter I would be checked in to the nearest loony bin. thank you, this is a recording, 9072.

hahahahahahahahahahaHa.........
*SIGH*
problem is I am no good at trying to kill myself, I always change my mind after and seek help.

Q:what do you to when you are in to much pain to live and to afraid to die?
A:keep living, and trying to find answers that don't involve the end of a needle.

I might try the ER today. maybe the can make it worse/better.

love you all.
Adora

don't care if it is real, still funny as hell

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.


Pennsylvania - ~Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.~

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said one high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.