I have been ordered by the FBI!!!

From FBI Director Robert S.Mueller
reply-to kelvinwilliams
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date Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 1:03 PM
subject GET BACK TO MR. KELVIN WILLIAMS ONLY (APPROVED BY FBI)..

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001


Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Mr. Michell Brown From union bank kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you
have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$10.5million in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $10,000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect You. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $225 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: Kelvin Williams

EMAIL: no way!

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $150 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. Please if you know you cannot be able to afford the $225 for the delivery of your ATM card via FedEx then do not bother to contact Mr. Kelvin Williams as we are in the begining of new year and he should be busy with some other things.





We order you to get back to Mr. kelvin williams Only right away.

FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to Mr. Kelvin williams so we could act upon and commence investigation.

THIS IS FBI SECURITY ALERT EMAIL DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL FOR SECURITY REASON.

GET BACK TO MR. KELVIN WILLIAMS ONLY.

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I didn't correct ANY of the spelling so you could see it in all of it's goodness.
The scam used to be: send us money and we will give you butt loads of money.
The scam is now: you were defrauded of your 200-500 dollars and for that same amount, if you send it again to us, we have caught the criminals and will give you your REAL inheritance, from some one you have never ever met.... AND if you don't have the money then don't bother us as we have butt loads of money to give to everyone else. WE ARE NOT IMPOSTER'S! WE ORDER YOU!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see them now on Americas dumbest criminals, or the Darwin award winners.

Seriously, these people and people like them have hurt allot of.... people. I can't seem to find the words, maybe the one's that believe in "magic pills, televangelists, and that Bush was great president, and if we could just get that monkey out of the white house we will have the American dream again."
I don't think Obama is a monkey, I think he is a man that is trying to do an impossible job, a good man, but still a man.

There is no American dream, just the nightmare, that people lose there homes, jobs, and families,
for big oil and a stupid war that we have no business being in.

People will say anything for money. we are not one of them and they HAVE to take care of there own.
the truth is we are all in this together. as Alan of www.robotnine.com has posted a couple of times this week:


Once again the best thought to sum this up is the writing of Carl Sagan describing our magnificent planet as a Pale Blue Dot.


"That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar", every "supreme leader", every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."

I love this quote most of all as it puts it all in perspective for me!



Note: THESE ARE MY OPINIONS ONLY!!!!, JUST CAUSE I INCLUDED SOMETHING THAT ALAN POSTED, DOES NOT INCLUDE HIM IN THIS OPINION, ALL HATE MAIL GOES TO ME!!!!!!!



So gentle reader Thanks!