(Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?)
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.....
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over......
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death......
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant......
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace......
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.....
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.....
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.....
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.....
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.....
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.....
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft......
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks......
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.....
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead....
Did I read that right?
About Me
- Adorabibble
- too cold, Alaska, United States
- now as to the love I have been getting from my followers that comment, thanks! I am having my rough times, I am pissed, I have every right to be. if I don't get this out safely I will hurt myself. I always do. so this is the place that I have to vent. my choice. it will be rough to read, it is hell to feel it. this is not a happy shiny place any more. read if you want but the disclaimer reads like this: ugly and putrid, welcome to the shit that sits in my head and is killing me slowly. it will not be fun, it might be funny. it will be raw and like an open sore that you are picking at even though you know better. this is the shit that I torture myself with, that leaves me with no hair and open wounds on my body, cause I can't stop tearing at my self. None is actively abusing me but me. there are assholes, and if you give it you will get it in spades, good or bad. you have been warned.