retired people...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.



Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went
into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him
a Stupid insensitive shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the wind-shield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived.



We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important
at our age.