A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WAL-MART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
TO ALL MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDS....
Have a fabulous STRESS-FREE day!!!!
3 comments:
LOL!
Here are some more:
Two blondes sitiing outside at night.
One asks, "Which is closer...the moon or Florida?"
The other says, "Duh! The moon. You can't see Florida from here, can you?!"
Two blondes on separate sides of a river.
One asks, "How do I get across to the other side?"
The other says, "Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
heard these this weekend at a comedy show in Atlantic City, NJ.
Love ya, Bib!
hehehe.. love you to Beth!
love you too, bib
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