## Sunday, March 8, 2009

### mATH, AND SHIT!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

Here is a little something someone sent to me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out
Loud.

This is a strictly a mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 1617 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%

AND, look how far a-s-s kissing will take
you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its the B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s kissing
that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER
SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY
BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO
SHOOT THEM'