Sunday, November 29, 2009

yes there is justice!

Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.

Teeth-Whitening Company Sues Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, Others

Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.

Optimal Health Science and Dazzlesmile LLC sued a slew of companies for infringement, amid other allegations. Already, the allegedly infringing and deceptive website DazzleSmilePro has stopped taking orders.

A dental whitening company that admittedly used deceptive ad campaigns to trick users into signing up for expensive subscriptions is now suing Google, Yahoo and Microsoft for letting competitors run similar ads using its trademarked name.

You’ve probably seen ads with the mom who discovered the secret to whiter teeth, though, she doesn’t exist — she’s just a marketing lie. But she’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to dodgy advertising campaigns that promise a free trial yet end up subscribing people to dental products, get-rich-quick schemes involving working from home on Google, diet supplements and the like.

The short story, according to the complaint, is that DazzleSmile paid its ad agency Epic $43 per order generated by advertising designed to mislead consumers into signing up for trials or free samples, when in fact they were signing up for expensive monthly subscriptions to the products.

When Dazzlesmile and its parent company Optimal Health Science decided to become squeaky clean and ceased their dealings with Epic, Epic allegedly continued to run the ad campaigns, according to the suit. But the new ads were funded by a Canadian named Jesse Willms, who allegedly operated infringing websites including and — both of which have since been removed (see screenshot). Dazzlesmile LLC is also suing Epic, Willms and AtLast, which filled the orders, for trademark infringement among other things.

Dazzlesmile also says the big three search engines knew these ads infringed on its trademarks, but allowed them to run anyhow.

“Although Dazzlesmile has sent a cease and desist letter to Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft, searches on those Defendants’ websites for ‘dazzlesmile’ or ‘dazzle smile’ still provide sponsored search results directing consumers to Epic and the Willms Defendants infringing websites, thus creating actual consumer confusion, indicating that Defendants Google, Yahoo and Microsoft have continued allowing Epic, the Willms Defendants and their affiliates to bid on the keywords ‘dazzlesmile’ and ‘dazzle smile’ in order to confuse and misdirect consumers,” the complaint reads.

Yahoo did not immediately respond to a request for comment, while Google and Microsoft declined the opportunity.


You can read the rest of the ad here or click on the title of this page....

I dealt with this company, ordered from, had to got to the bank and cancel my bank card and file fraud charges. I got back all but 10.00.

the last thing I told one of there representatives was that he was a VERY bad man and that he was going to hell for taking peoples money that wasn't his, or his companies!

I stood up for myself, how many didn't? or wouldn't?

bottom line, you order off the internet it is always a chance. even some one like me who almost shops exclusively on the internet (everything but food and tp, and sometimes even that)
can get burned. there are always ways around to get what is right.

1) always order with a bank card, NEVER give them a checking account number.

2) always check your bank statement. I check mine daily. (hint, there is a phone # usually included in most transactions included in the same line as your purchase, call if some thing looks wrong, Immediately!)

3) try to resolve with the company, speak to as many supervisors as you can write down names of the employees that you talked to.

4) if they are not willing to resolve to your satisfaction (and You are the important consumer!)
take it to your bank. (yes you will have to fill out forms, do everything asked of you e.g. send the product back(always get a return signature requested it is cheaper than return receipt requested. and you can track it with the internet, it will show first delivery attempt whether or not they are there or even refuse to sign for it) and the fee for the fraud investigation (you can usually get them to wave it if you are polite and ask nicely))
you bank does appreciate your business and will do everything they can to work with you.

eg I told Dazzle white that I was going to the bank and would report this fraudulent matter and have the bank investigate and cancel the card so that they could not take any more money.
I did.

moral of the story, shop with known companies. (although this is the first time in the whole time of being on the computer of 2+years that I could not get resolution thru the company it's self)
be aware of your money and your transactions. keep a clear head and follow through.

I love it when Karma comes a calling.

have a great one all.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009



1 (8 oz.) can oysters, drained (reserve liquid), chopped
2 c. herb stuffing mix
2 c. cornbread stuffing mix
1/2 c. chopped celery
1/2 c. chopped onion
3/4 c. hot chicken broth

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In large bowl, combine oysters stuffing mixes, celery and onion. Gradually add reserved oyster liquid and broth, stirring to moisten all pieces. Place in ungreased 2 quart casserole. Bake covered 25 to 30 minutes or until hot. Enough stuffing for 5 to 8 pounds of poultry. Double recipe to stuff 14 to 16 pounds.


2 small yellow onions, peeled and diced
1 head of celery (leaves and ends discarded), diced
1 stick of butter
4 10 oz. containers of oysters
16 oz. bag of cubed stuffing bread (Pepperidge farm or the like)
1 cup chicken broth
1/2 tsp. pepper
3 Tbsp. sage
1 tsp. seasoning salt
1 Tbsp. poultry seasoning

Melt butter in a very large skillet over medium-low heat. Add onions and celery. Sauté until onions just begin to turn translucent, about 7 to 8 minutes. Meanwhile drain and chop the oysters, reserving liquid.

Add oysters and oyster liquid to the skillet. Bring to a simmer and cook for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat.

In a large bowl, combine oyster mixture, stuffing, chicken broth, sage, poultry seasoning, pepper and seasoning salt. Stir until well combined. Transfer oyster mixture to a Pyrex dish and bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Stir, if desired. Serve immediately.

Tips & Variations

You can drain the oyster liquid directly into the onion-celery mixture halfway through the sauté step.

For easier chopping, freeze the oysters in their containers. When removed, the oysters and liquid will be in a solid block and won't be prone to sliding around while being chopped.

Sign of the times...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The 0fficial asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused..'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

happy turkey day as I am going to be VERY busy!!!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

retired people...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went
into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him
a Stupid insensitive shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the wind-shield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important
at our age.


shopping today~OMG the people rude people!
pick up the turkey tomorrow had to get a fresh one( and much bigger) due to more people eating than planned at least 9 now.

prep today, cook all day tomorrow and all day Thursday.

I inhaled chlorinated pool water Saturday, and my sinus are shot. my lungs are good, but it is like having a force 10 head cold. I took a decongestant (which I hate) I can kinda breath.
so my sense of smell that I use to cook is shot to shit or snot to shit for that matter.. and my neighbour and his "friend" keep waking me up at night.
she was out at 4:15 am beating on my windows, Drunk! I have resorted to ear plugs but could still hear her. and when he comes in at 2 or 3 am from bingo he wakes me with the slamming of the door. I can't really heard it but I feel it and it jars me awake.

so no real sleep to say, on a decongestant (which make me naturally aggressive)
can't breath and just pissed, and I will be working with knives. we should have a lovely thanks giving if I don't decide to truss one of my stupid room-mates as Christmas dinner.

fucken stoopid people should not be let to breath!
oh well I will make the best of it.
did I mention that I am crazy with anger issues?

it will be lovely, I have been taking anger management, voluntarily.
I will behave pull off the meal and not cook for 2 more years.
that is how long it took this time. I did a much bigger scale last time ALL my help bailed, and on the day of the meal, one of my asshole room-mates made the comment that "if he had known how much work it was he ...???" that's when I started screaming, and if I could of moved I would of killed him. as a result he is not part of this years or any other's festivities.

he has gotten the idea over the last two years of how lucky he is that murder is a punishable offence. and how hard I have worked to have a life.

thank god I can vent!

well off to the kitchen.
love you all.

and AV I am sorry you are so hot, it is right around -1C right now 30 ish degrees
I wish I had some of your heat my face is killing me, my TN hates the cold.
hang in there buddy and have a cold one for me.

Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this ....

'You got Male!

Monday, November 23, 2009

hey all...

I did a test run for Thanks giving, it went well except for it killed me. I spent 18 hrs over 3 days cooking 4hrs Wednesday, the gym( I'm up to 6 mins on the treadmill, and 8 laps swimming) and 4 hrs Thursday. and 10 hrs cooking on Friday.

I have a head cold and It feels like I beat myself to death. I am taking care of myself, hiding.
I will be cooking again on Wednesday/Thursday. I hope to have my sense of smell back by then. as it is how I cook.

most of the work will be done for me, stuffin made. turkey thawed and stuffed. potatoes and gravy just to heat. I will have to do some veggie work but no big deal. so if I am off the computer (like I have been for days, off and on ) please bear with. I went 3 days with out computer. just so tired.
I hope you all have a wonder time, whether or not you celebrate the holiday.

thanks Giving is something that I do celebrate, because of my grand mother. she would cook for days. also St Patrick's day.
Christmas is a private holiday for me, still working on my issues of Christmas.
My mother would take all of my presents back for cash to spend, on herself.
it was always about her. that continued in my life long after she wasn't a part of it.
I picked people that would take everything away from me.
My ex husband broke my finger getting my wedding ring off to go hock, for money to buy soda, and crap for himself.
my last ex sold everything for drugs, including the few things that I received from my grandmother (some jewellery). the only reason I have some of it left to this day is that it was broken and no one wanted it.

I have had all of the pieces that I still have restored. J helped me with that.
also with Christmas and my birthday.
He made sure to spoil me from day 1.
it wasn't about the money(as he really has none) he would go to thrift shops and buy me tons of stuff. cool stuff.

What I guess that I am trying to relate is that no matter how bad it has been if you want it to be good with allot of work (WHY LIE ABOUT HARD WORK???) you can have what you want if the want is reasonable and with in the scope of reality.
I am never going to be president, a man, queen of the universe.
what I have and have worked very hard for is much better than that.
I am loved. No one beats me any more.
I have stuff that I truly love. And if I lost it all in a fire I would start again...

you know why?

cause I have me, and the people that I love.
and that is what I am truly grateful for this year.
I have a future, with all kinds of love, all healthy.

I love me, and I am good enough, smart enough and you know what? people love me.

have a great one and thanks for reading gentle reader!

love and fishey fishes,

Sunday, November 22, 2009


Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe so here goes:

Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of typing this up every year!

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..


Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas!


There was a painter named Wayne who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on one of their biggest buildings.

Wayne put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.

Well, Wayne was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Wayne clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Wayne was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried:

"Oh, God, forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke...

(you're going to love this)

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!..

Pass The Butter .. Please.

This is interesting . .. .

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring {I remember the coloring back in late 40's} and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavourings..

DO YOU KNOW.. The difference between margarine and butter?

Read on to the end...gets very interesting!

Both have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few
Only because they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years .

And now, for Margarine..

Very high in Trans fatty acids.

Triple risk o of coronary heart disease .
Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold..

Lowers quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And here's the most disturbing fact..... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...

This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself:

Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:

* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to butter them up')!

Chinese Proverb:
'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.


Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender,road for 600 miles - and SURVIVED!
When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.
They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.
Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.
Daniel and Tevyn East were driving at night along Interstate 80 near the Nevada-Utah border when they noticed a pack of coyotes near the roadside on October 12.
When one of the animals ran in front of the car, the impact sounded fatal so the siblings thought there no point in stopping.
'Right off the bat, we knew it was bad,' Daniel explained. 'We thought the story was over.'
After the incident around 1am, they continued their 600 mile drive to North San Juan - even stopping for fuel at least twice.
But it was only when they finally reached their destination at 9am did they take time to examine what damage they may have sustained.
At first it looked as though it was going to be quite gruesome.
'[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill,' Tevyn East said. 'I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote - it didn't register it was the whole animal.'
Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life.
'It flinched,' Tevyn East said. 'It was a huge surprise - he got a little freaked out.'

'We knew it was bad': Tevyn East, who was in the car when it hit the coyote, bends down to take a look at the fur poking through the fender

Fur Pete's sake: What Mr. East spotted as he bent down to inspect the damage to his car - the body of the coyote poking out through the radiator

Wily coyote: The animal's head can be seen as rescuers took apart the front fender to save it after it was struck by the car at 75mph

Miracle escape: As the animal struggled, wildlife protection officials put a loop around its neck to prevent it from further injuring itself
The front of the car is completely taken apart as the coyote begins to wriggle free

And voila! Tricky the toughest coyote ever rests in a cage after its ordeal - which it survived with just some scrapes to its paw

both from Freedom with love...(*)(*)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

If you love dogs, you’ve got to check this out:

He did everything I could think to ask ~J
did nothing I asked him, but then I was asking different ?'s
pee on the carpet, chase your tail, destroy a cushion. knock over the lamp. puke. shit on the carpet

not a very smart dog!~me

Did you ask it to kiss? ~J

yes and that was way gross, it did play dead but didn't stay dead. wouldn't hump the couch leg/ cushion ~me

this is the conversation between me and my other half J.

this is a picture of him. he hates pictures. I laugh and call him geezer boy.
he is 15 1/2 years older than I, and the sexiest man I know. he makes me laugh.

we did the conversation via email.

he get all this stuff from really old little ladies. that is most of the funniest stuff That gets on my blog.

I see the little yorkie rat terror an all I can think of is, piss on the carpet?

apparently it rolls over and all of that crap.
nothing fun.
so go and see what you can get the little yappy fuck to do.
total waste of time in my book but who knows?
I am a cat person myself. I loves catses.

KITTYY!!!! and they run for there dear life.


I found an old acquaintance thru one of there family member's.
I owed an apology to this person. I was one of many at the scene of the crime.
I gave the apology and no ands if's or but's.
I am sorry I screwed up and for any hurt I have caused you.
I get a response. "of thanks I think I am mostly over it."

then don't accept the apology.
I made no excuses for my behaviour, and I get a guilt trip.
so I responded that if they wanted to keep in communication they would have to as I had made my amends.

this is one of my peeves, you are sorry or not you accept it or not, but no little bullshit snipes, or excuses.

I know I made the amend for my sake and hopefully for him.
I know I had higher expectations.
there is still healing here.
just another shit thing to work through.
this person is in a bad place and I get snarky.
that is why I feel so bad.


Heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
yeah heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
there's too many kings wanna hold you down
and a world at the window gone underground
there's a hole in the sky where the sun don't shine
and a clock on the wall and it counts my time
and heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
yeah heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
there's a song on the air with a love-you line
and a face in a glass and it looks like mine
and i'm standing on ice when i say that i don't hear planes
and i scream at the fools, wanna jump my train
and heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
yeah heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don't tear you apart
yeah heaven
ah heaven
yeah heaven

Tis the season...

okay fine....

lovely people are joining the blog with the rest of you wonderful readers.


now what?
I write for fun, I write when I am pissed or just because.
I try to lighten it up from time to time.
I have gotten hate mail... COOL!

All I have done today is check my email, and be on Blogger.
checking out friends blogs. leaving comments, moderating my own, and welcoming new members.
that is one thing I will not stop. readers are special.
even though this is for me, they come and put in there two cents.
I have been on for 3 hours now.
there is so much to read and do.

(AV~ I appreciate your time now with your stable of blogs.)

so what now, same old thing.

tis the season. they have been playing Christmas music since Oct 15th.
I am getting presents made and the list keeps growing of all the new wonderful people in my life outside the computer.

I am cooking for thanks giving...


I cook for 2 and I end up with food for 5. I am cooking for 5 and god knows what amount I will come up with. I am cheating on some of it.
they make boxes were everything is pre cooked and all you have to do is heat it up. so
we will be having: turkey, stuffing, mashed tatoes, gravy, rolls and cranberry, and pumpkin pie.
and a banana cream pie all that is pre made. just heat and serve so 4 maybe 5 hours.
then I will be making stuffed pork tender loin with homemade corn bread stuffin, new potatoes in Italian dressing, stuffed mushrooms with baked greens.
then a apple?pear? orange compote that I just thought up 2 or 3 days ago, and have to do a trial run of.

last time I did a much bigger to~do, I spent a week shopping and 2 1/2 weeks cooking.
I fed 20 people for 3 days. I had no help but J, everyone else bailed on me, and the day of I could barely move, so help GOT recruited.
one helper said "if I had know how much work this was..."
If I could of moved HE would of been Christmas dinner.
everyone got there plates and disappeared leaving me and J to clean up.
I swore never again.
I am feeding 5 and only those 5. they are the one's through out the year that help me consistently.

when begging bowls and sad faces come I am going to have to say "NO!"
even though that is not my nature.

I did not cook for that Christmas, or the next year at all. I am doing thanks giving. not Christmas. I hate the holiday and it's commercialism.

Oh and ebay wanted me to do a survey, due to closing my account with them.
I had 1000 word to tell them why, and I did. I didn't swear, not even once.
I did tell them exactly what I thought of them in no uncertain terms.
I am still BOYCOTTING them and I urge all of you to boycott them to.

happy holidays all!
thanks gentle reader!

Welcome to missykimmy...

missykimmy @

look around and hope you enjoy your read!

welcome to Naomi

Naomi of,
is the latest follower of my Adorabibbleness!

so welcome, sit down, read a page!

love and fishey fishes


Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who
Says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
Huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word.

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom..

'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table.

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his

Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the fucking dishes!!!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Pastor just had all of his remaining teeth pulled

and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation,

he responded this way:

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures....

And I couldn't shut up.

From pass it on!

Have you seen this picture before? Can you see the big mistake?
This image has circulated around the Internet as being an unfortunate shot where the photographer exposed her friend's butt for all the world to see.

It's not her butt at all. Look closer.

What looks exactly like the rear end of the girl in the background is actually the shoulder and arm of the photographer.

You're it. Pass it on!

Thursday, November 12, 2009


this is by far my favorite...

click to enlarge