Tuesday, January 26, 2010

hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!


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reminds me of my bathing suit malfunction, Monday night during water aerobics. I need a smaller suit. I'm doing one of my moves and my right breast decides to take a walk. I was doing this next to the only 3 men in the group, I bet they keep coming to water aerobics....
*SIGH*
I loved what one guys said "Nice to see you! hope to see you again!" I have never seen him before.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medical Warning!




Cadbury's: Medical Warning!



DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again.. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat Cadbury's chocolate!

THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!

It could happen to you, your family and friends!


CADBURY'S Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET!

Warn everyone!

the year 1910!

Happy New Year from 1910....
THE YEAR 1910
One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the year 1910:
The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years.
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone and a three-
minute call
from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles
of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more
heavily populated than California.
With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the
21st most populous state in the Union.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.
The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per
year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a
veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a
mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took
place at home..
Ninety percent of all U.S. doctors had no college
education. Instead, they attended so-called medical
schools, many of which were condemned in the press and
by the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used
borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from
entering into their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhoea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars..
Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't
been admitted to the Union yet.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been
invented yet.
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high
school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the
counter at the local corner drugstores.
Back then pharmacist said, "Heroin clears the complexion,
gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the
stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of
health." (Shocking!)
Eighteen percent of households in the U.S. had at least one
full-time servant or domestic help.
There were about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

my new favorite band Storm Large and the Balls!


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Vagantic!

ThX Freedom I miss you so much!

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New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .

Saturday, January 23, 2010

how I spent the last couple of weeks...

helping out friends with there business.
customer service work.
for one I am sporting 1/2 of a Mohawk. they call it a fohawk.
the rest of my head is shaved to a 1. for those of your that don't know what that is it is the setting next to bald.
remember woody the wood pecker....?

I have the attitude to go with it, I am not really a people person, and I am not able to be bullied any more. living with 15 men will do that to you.

so I am not having my usual 11 hours of sleep. I am living on coffee and people that want to strangle, shove stuff down my throat and don't like my "Gestapo" attitude.

You know what? things are they way they are. and if you owe money and are 4 months behind, I don't want to hear your sob story. pay your damn bill and get the fuck off..

One guy was like "I'm not arguing with you" yes sir you are "no I am not arguing with you"...
fine pay what you owe or your stuff goes to auction.

you know what 90 percent of people store? Garbage, literally. you have seen those extreme hoarders shows? just like that.

-now I also had allot of fun to and met really nice people. I am glad it is over though.

J. is laying in my bed and asked me what time I wanted to be woken up tomorrow. I told him that he is taking his life in his own hands. if by some chance I do wake up I am going right back to sleep.

but I am SOOOOOOOOOOO..... cute.
yeah, that's it. cute with a fohawk and a piranha 'tude.

AnD tHaT iS wHy pEoPlE lOvE mE!!!!

My self esteem has soared, every obstacle put in front of me I conquered, AND people LOVE me!
How great is that, I rock!

and the icing on the cake I hadn't seen someone that I know really well for like 3 months, first thing out of there mouth was "MY GOD YOU HAVE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT!"
yeah, I have,~ a small child, actually!

SCORE!

Gotta love cats! I do.