man bait

Lollipops / Maple Bacon


Bacon lovers unite-finally, you can have your dessert that also contains your favorite food group- Bacon!. This maple and bacon lolli that that's a fiercely delicious combination of real smoky bacon bits and delicious maple syrup giving all at once savory and sweet sensation.

Note: Our lollipops are made with no corn syrup and delicious natural fruit, herb and spice extracts.

Ingredients: sugar, rice syrup, bacon bits, salt, natural smoke flavor, natural bacon flavor, natural maple flavor

1serving- 1 lollipop (8g/.3oz), 30 calories, 0g fat, 7g total carbohydrate, 0g protein

keep in mind that they are a foreign company, still would Homer Simpson like it?
YES!!!

ass-holes

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime
Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!

Freedom and her friday!

(see picture below)
this is one of my best friends Freedom. and she sent this to me Friday. I was speechless. I promptly sent it to J.

he had to say "Finally got to where the fist wasn't enough. I knew she was a big twat, but I didn't know how big."

She is always telling us "to go fist ourselves"

"I want to put that picture up on my blog but you would kill me." is what I replied, when the shock wore off. Now I am not a prude quite to the contrary this is what she wrote me back.

"hahahaha.

That picture was taken when I went with my friend Robbie and his boyfriend to a gay porn store. You can put it on your blog and talk about how, I called my mother after I left a Porn Store and said "Mom, I'm walking out of a porn store." She thought I said "I'm working out of a porn store.""




This is why I love Freedom, she is just this much fun.

this is a chat between J. and Freedom, earlier today:

Freedom:I am running for President in 2016
My platform?
"If you want to be a real American, you will vote for Freedom."
Whaddya think?
will you vote for me?
me: I saw your platform. I didn't know they make them that big. I will vote for you having the biggest Kashlopus.

Freedom: Kashlopus?
What the hell is a Kashlopus?

Freedom: i dunno who would be my Veep.

Ask Shannon, was his answer, he just told me " that with a Kashlopus like that, she could get anyone she wanted."


for any of you that don't know what a Kashlopus is please see here:



Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately on the E network coined this term, watch her and she will tell you what it is, she is on 11pm most nights check your TV listings.
Chelsea is a funny as hell, and for being 34 and drinking like a fish she looks pretty good, considering that she probably did this to make fun of it....

okay.

I had a really shitty day, but for some reason my spirits are up, J, bought me flowers and he is up and around, after being flat for a week due to his back spasming.
I like to think that I am tough and have my big girl panties on, but really I love the attention he gives me. I have been deficient in it as, unfortunately I am caught up in my own crap and being a pissed off spoiled 2 year old with a case of the terrible 2's.
So to my best friend I love you and I am sorry I am an asshole.
Now would you stop standing next to me and sulfur burping.
P.S I now have the sulfur burps (so it is not the potato salad) be prepared.

ain't love grand????

Followers...

“This award is given especially to these readers. Your visits and comments make me happy to be a blogger. I learn from you, your comments, and your blogs more than I can say.

In the words of Voltaire, ‘Appreciation is a wonderful thing: it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.’”

According to Jesse at http://theartofjesse.blogspot.com and his lovely friend the Seeker, that gave him this award.

Jesse says of this award:
"This award therefore goes out to anyone who knows me and who comments. I am not listing my faves, this time you all are free to take this image and post it on your blogs. All that is required is that you link it back to me, and then ask your peeps to do the same; that in itself is a small price to pay for genuine and caring friendship."

so with Jesse's sentiments I feel the same. In my own way of course.
I know that in the past it has been hard to comment, I think I have fixed that. I know it is still hard to get to my page sometimes, I am working on that. (I am still learning folks, and with my pain level It will be another summer in the house hiding and spending all my time on the computer, so it is a work in progress)
Please go and see Jesse's blog it is creative, fun and touching. a good read and a lovely way to see creativity at it's best.
So go see Jesse, take the award, and do the thing above as requested.

love and fishy fishes
Adora

.........~!

I am in a foul mood. I can see it, like I am outside of myself. I can see what I am doing wrong saying etc, I just don't care.
I am caught up in the game, and letting other people have my power, walking around pissed off.
and ya know what they don't care and those that do I am burning my bridges with.
I am working to participate with out being pissy... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!
what next?
I have been in the house to long, dealing with all the crap. I need to be out in the summer enjoying it.
And I don't want to leave the house.
I used to care.
My face hurts so bad, on both sides now.
I saw the acupuncturist Tuesday.
Did it really help? I don't think so and at what I am paying I just can't afford it, but with the doctors with no answers I have no choice.
I had an appetite for all of five minutes and now it is gone replaced by a plastic taste in my mouth...
Pain, this kind of pain, makes my life a bother.
I don't know how I will continue, if I don't give a shit.
My life has been reduced to pain and black foulness...
People try to hold a conversation with me and it is like talking to a zombie.
oh well, either I will make it or I won't.
I just don't feel like I have much more in me.

Interesting Notice Found on Craig's List Personals:

To
the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
Downtown Blue Grass night before last.


Date:
2009-05-06, 10:00pm

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacketthat you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my wife.You also asked for my
wife's purse and earrings.


I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside

You see, I had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 45-A-CP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Caasey's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.


I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.


I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.. -

P.S.
Remember this motto.....an armed society is a polite society!