Redneck Yard Swing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire
To his beloved
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How do you know when you're
in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
invented the toothbrush ?
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been
a teeth brush)
Redneck Time Out
hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
A Redneck Christmas Sleigh
That's all folks!