Thursday, December 3, 2009

red necks...

Redneck Yard Swing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire

To his beloved
widow .

but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.


Redneck Cooler

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How do you know when you're

in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,

I gotta leak in my sink, and the

clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.


Redneck Cellar


Redneck Garden


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol

out of the high schools.


Redneck Limo


Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a

Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records


Redneck Mailbox


invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else,

it would have been

a teeth brush)


Redneck Time Out


Did you
hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


Redneck Weenie Roast


new Redneck law was just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.


Redneck Wheelchair


you hear that the Redneck governor's

mansion burned down ?

'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'


A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)


A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'


A Redneck Christmas Sleigh

That's all folks!

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