Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mental health day







Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a
crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Ralph
hung himself in the bathroom with his bath robe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"

Happy Mental Health day!

You can do your bit by remembering to blog for all of my unstable
friends.

I just DID!

1 comment:

Argentum Vulgaris said...

Hi there, I've stolen two pics, they've gotta go... I'll link back here so the punters can see the rest. They're all so good, I had a good belly laugh.

AV