Saturday, June 27, 2009
It's your birthday, yes, it's true.
Another birthday, and your feeling screwed.(and not in a good way)
Cause dumbass mom and dumbass dad,
could not be bothered, to remember your special day.
Don't you worry or fret, cause I didn't forget.
You have your paper pickle, and your gallon of garlic gherkins.
I wish you the world on this special day, and all of the love to come your way.
that all your wishes will come true, And know that I love you!
happy birthday bestest buddy!
AND those dumbasses can go piss up a rope, in a force 100 million hurricane, over the polar ice cap, with there butt cheeks glued together, in -150 degree weather, naked covered in honey and flesh eating parasites, eating there eyeballs, then drowned, eaten by polar bears and shit into a steaming pile of poo that they really are for forgetting you birthday!!!!