Wednesday, August 12, 2009

This is true girl power. Love it!

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,

'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'Oh That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'


Argentum Vulgaris said...

The Box office?????????

Oh get real. The cockpit for crying out loud has no sexual connotations, it comes from the word coxswain...

Jeez, another case of political correctness taken to extremes.

Most Air Force terms come from the Navy, the coxswain is in charge of steering the boat.

But I love the imagination behind it, hahaha the Box Office.


Adorabibble said...

Hey! I don't write them.
I just laugh at them and pass them on!