Friday, October 2, 2009

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke
Little Johnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get
the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely..
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie..
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses!"..

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