Monday, October 12, 2009

I love you!

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother's

.....then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...

.....then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

.....then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

.....then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..

.....then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .,
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......then adopt a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?


4 comments:

Eric I. said...

This is so true, I laughed for about 15 minutes when i read this.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

I love that cat pic. I have seen the joke before, knew what to expect.

AV

Adorabibble said...

Eric, glad ya laughed!

Adorabibble said...

AV, typical joke, I am not a dog person as I am too needy my self, I would have a pet, but I am not allowed one where I currently live. I have 15 male roommates, that can't hit the toilet cause "it's to small" or they just like pissing on the bathroom floor. I have offered to give lessons in pissing sitting down but no one has taken my up on it.

I live in a 16 room rooming house where I am the only rent paying female. most of the guys aren't bachelors by choice. at least the have stopped wearing there tidy whites (and they aren't white any more in the common areas)
"If you are not a underwear model then put on your pants!"
I have threatened to walk around naked, and that puts a grinding halt to any nonsense. that and when I cook if they want to get a plate they will behave!
all joking aside I WOULD RATHER LIVE WITH ALL THESE MEN THEN WITH ONE OTHER WOMAN!
we have had women here from time to time and they just don't work out.
one thought because there were 2 women and 14 men that the men should keep the seats down, (she wouldn't look, and was tired of getting a wet ass)
so every time I used the potty I would put the seat up and if I walked by a bathroom and the seat was down, I would put it up. needless to say she didn't last long....