Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Customs...


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The 0fficial asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused..'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

5 comments:

Eric I. said...

That's just great, it reminds me of the show Father Ted, which you should watch by the way.

Ghost of M's wife said...

you really got A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. I ENJOY THIS

Adorabibble said...

J thanks!

Eric father Ted??? will look it up
have a great one

HOPELESSBELIEVER said...

Hey Doraaaaaaaa!!!
Yes, I've been MIA lately, and I hope you will accept my apology dear friend, :)
I want to thank you for the award you gave me and I will get it passed along this weekend. Thank you so much for thinking of me xoox I hope you had a great Thanksgiving Day!
LOve the joke , I about fell out of my chair I laughed so hard!!!
take care my dear friend,
Julian :)

Adorabibble said...

hey Julian!
no 'pology needed.
I glad you liked the award.
great TG, very sick, 2 full dinners a week apart took it's toll.
thanks as always have a great one