They really are trying to turn you toward their way of thinking. Your antennae, however, are urging you to resist -- to just say no to anything you didn't think of first. Don't fight it. You're changing, you're proud of it and anyone who tries to tell you something different will be summarily dismissed.
this is my horroscope today.
now the joke:
this family, all the men were really well hung, like 15 inches each.
they had a son and he was only 8 inches long.
All the men of the family felt very sorry for the poor boy.
he grew up and was going to get married, so all the men of the family decided that for his wedding present they were each going to donate an inch so he wouldn't be such a disappointment.
so he had the surgery done and it went really well.
so he was talking to all the men in his family, after the big wedding night.
" I am really grateful to all of you, except grandpa.
And why did they have to put his inch right in the middle?"
I don't care who you are that there is funny!