I'm watching South Park. (if you don't know what that is Saddam and Satan will take turns butt raping you between doing each other and working on there relationship problems.)
Peta is pissed and has ecoterrorised the school due to the cow mascot.
so they vote to change it to either a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
puff daddy(or what ever his name is these days) shows up cause Stan won't vote and sings to him Vote or die bitch at gun point, Now Stan won't vote cause it is stupid( he tries but they won't let him, so they banish him,(like in a mad max movie) and he comes upon the PETA camp, where everyone is living with and doing animals and the *head* is Dr. Cornwallace who is a goat that lives in a tent.
so it they have a debate, the turd sandwich and the douche
so Stan is at the Peta camp and they want him to leave cause he doesn't love animals( well not the way they do, and the half ostrich half human baby is saying kill me.)
He is then told it is always between a turd and a douche, always
and his vote always doesn't matter, but he should?
so all the Peta guys end up dead(p diddy and someone had to die) and they go back to being cows, so his vote didn't really matter.
I was laughing so hard that I may have mixed up things, but either version is too funny.
Now Cartman has aids, and they want to make it up to him with ice cream, (having his tonsils out)
Kyle is dying of laughter.
thanks for reading!